- me: bae yr hands are so cold
- bae: that just me melbourne
Crowley being the last one alive at the end of season 10 and right before the end credits you just see him holding a contract and he looks at the camera and says “Looks like your 10 years are up, love. Be sure to leave your feelings behind for the next show.”
and then he disappears and as the screen fades to black all you hear is barking and howling getting louder until one final growl is heard and then silence.
spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass
Girls are evil for this right here.
- people: watch your language
- me: oh shit sorry
I like how it’s like ‘respect your parents’ but never ‘respect your children’ as in don’t pressure them into things and swear at them and demean them when they don’t turn out the way you wanted them to or make them feel like the most worthless piece of shit on the face of the earth.
Bo Burnham fucks me up because one minute he’s singing about how pop music is made by minions of Satan and then 30 seconds later in the same song he’s talking about how pop music… let me quote it: “magazines full of model teens so far above you. So look at them and hate yourself, then pay me to tell you I love you”
With him it’s always “hahaha… oh”